OH MAN I'M TIRED! A man was sick and tired of going to work every day
while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through
so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go
through , so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.' God , in his infinite wisdom , granted the man's wish. The
next morning , sure enough , the man awoke as a woman. - He arose ,
cooked breakfast for his mate , awakened the kids , set out their
school clothes , fed them breakfast , packed their lunches , drove
them to school , came home and picked up the dry cleaning , took it
to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit ,
went grocery shopping , then drove home to put away the groceries ,
paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed
the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds ,
do the laundry , vacuum , dust , and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with
them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework , then set up the ironing board and
watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling
potatoes and washing vegetables for salad , breaded the pork chops
and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper , he cleaned the
kitchen , ran the dishwasher , folded laundry , bathed the kids , and
put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and , though hisdaily
chores weren't finished , he went to bed where he was expected to
make love , which he managed to get through without complaint. The
next morning , he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
'Lord , I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
wife's being able to stay home all day. Please , oh! oh! please , let
us trade back.' The Lord , in his infinite wisdom , replied: 'My son
, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change
things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine
months though. You got pregnant last night.' This has been voted
Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!
The best thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.
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