This is pretty funny!!!!!! This is why some parents go insane!!!!!!
The boss wondered why one of his valued
employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem
with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone
number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hell o ? '
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes ," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No ."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
mommy there?"
"Yes ."
"May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No ."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes ," whispered the child, "a policeman".
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered
answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background
through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
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"A helicopter" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly
apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just
landed a helicopter ."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What
are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied
with a muffled giggle...
"ME!"
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